🎵 I Love College (Remix) // by Chris Webby

16 ContributorsI Love College (Remix) Lyrics Before he was kicked out, Christian Webster attended Hofstra University in New York. This is a remix of Asher Roth’s hit “I Love College”. [Intro] It's Chris Webby, yeah Asher Roth ain't the only college boy on this rapping shit And I love college too, shit, heh [Chorus] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xany, and shots of Soco so it's whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E Now chug that 40 just like me Pass out at 6, wake up at 3 Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college [Verse 1] I love college even more than Asher Different chick every other night come home plastered Somehow pass class and twist blunts after I'm Hofstra's top dog and homecourt rapper Fitted pointed backwards, spittin' that fire The shit on campus bitch ask Van Wilder Don't need a reminder to party everyday Cause I'm an alcoholic, I remember anyway I've been drunk since 12, mothafuck a drinkin' age Walk in a liquor store, take my wallet out to pay Clerk tellin' me I'm not who I say I be Even though it says I'm Spanish on my fake ID [Chorus] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E Now chug that 40 just like me Pass out at 6, wake up at 3 Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college And I love boozin', and I love bitches, I love college [Verse 2] They say drugs make you dumb, but I don't think they do Last semester, I pulled a fuckin' 3.2 When I wakeup's, the only time I'm sober enough To do homework unless I'm hungover as fuck And still there ain't even a teacher that can hold me Go to class blunted, lookin' somethin' like Spicoli Or I just pull a Ferris Bueler, skip the whole day I'm just here for the party and I hope that's okay But there's no way to stop me, this sophomore's a monster Even though I'll end up doin' 6 years at Hofstra Sit back, sippin' on a beer with a mic Knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life, right? [Chorus] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E Now chug that 40 just like me Pass out at 6, wake up at 3 Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college And I love boozin', and I love bitches, I love college [Verse 3] I'm a flip-cup phenomenon, beer pong pro Hit all 10 in a row with my fuckin' eyes closed A little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist Have you chuggin' every second while I'm sippin' my shit Dutch Master always full of some ridiculous piff That got me twisted like a licorice stick Listen to this, my time is never wasted cause I'm always wasted I fuckin' love college, that's all I can say kid [Chorus] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E Now chug that 40 just like me Pass out at 6, wake up at 3 Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college And I love boozin', and I love bitches, I love college