🎵 99 problems BC // by Body Count

7 Contributors99 problems BC Lyrics Yo check this out! I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South I got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch with an ass big as a TV set And there's a bitch over there Hey, the one I'm gonna get but yo but maybe not! She might not like me, though No sweat to a vet, I'll rock her sister, though, word I'll rock the whole damn herd Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link Who likes to fuck me with her ass upon the kitchen sink I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all! I love them crazily, and they love me back That's why they stay with me! So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue I got a bitch that's fat, a bitch that's built A bitch who all the titties give powdered milk I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't A bitch that can sing, a bitch who can't I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane I even got a bitch off Soul Train I got a bitch who rolls rag top Benz, long ends! I got a bitch who's broke as a bum But she's the most fun! I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't A bitch that dances naked, a bitch who won't A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my phone out with priority calls And I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that's why they stay with me So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one I got a bitch that loves the G She'll fuck you right after she fucks me I got a bitch that loves boats I got a bitch that loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true A bitch who's a man, because y'all bitches too! I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who's lost, and one who knows where it's at She gets up under me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet And I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that's why they stay with me So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one! If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one