🎵 Wow Wow // by Neil Cicierega

97 ContributorsWow Wow Lyrics Neil takes the vocals from Will Smith’s 1999 hit “Wild Wild West” and edits them (heavily) to create a more nonsensical take on life in the West.… Read More  [Intro: Will Smith, Steve Harwell, Steve Miller & Kid Rock] Some people call me the space cowboy Wicky-wicky, wicky-wicky (Cowboy) Wicky-wicky wow, wicky wow, wicky-wicky [Verse 1: Will Smith & Sisqo] Wild Wild Wild Wild Wild West (Yeah) Desperado, rough rider No, you don't want nada Nada this six gunnin' this Brother, runnin' this Buffalo, buffalo, buffalolololololololo (Wicky) Any damsel that's in distress Be outta distress when she meet Jim Dress Roughneck, so go check the roughneck, so go Watch your step, we'll flex and get ahold of your dress Swallow your buffalo, don't let your neck react You don't wanna see my hand where my hand be at When James Dress from the start of this, runnin' the game Artemis, tamin' the west, so remember the James [Pre-Chorus: Will Smith, Sisqo & Kool Moe Dee] Now who you gonna call? Wicky-wicky bees! Now who you gonna call? You don't wanna see my bees! If you ever wanna see my bum-rush, breakout, before you get bees! [Chorus: Will Smith, Kool Moe Dee & Sisqo] Not at the wow-wow When I roll into the wow-wow When I stroll into the wow-wow When I bounce into the wow-wow (Sisqo, Sisqo) We're goin' straight to (Wow-wow) The Wild West (Wow-wow) We're goin' straight to (Wow-wow) The wow-wow, wow-wow (Now, now, now) [Verse 2: Will Smith & Will Smith w/ Sisqo] Now once upon a time in the wicky-wicky Madman lost his damn mind in the wicky-wicky Loveless, kidnap a dime, nothin' wicky-wicky Now I must put his behind to the bum-rush Then through the shadows, in the saddles, ready for saddles Bring all your bums in; here come the saddles Behind my bum, all the yiffing you did? Front and center, now where my hip be at? Who that is? Loveless, bad for your health Lookin' damn good, though, if I can say it myself Told me Loveless is a good man, I don't feel that He got his behind looking damn good, though (Wi-wicky) Rough ride on a buffalo man When y'all clowns gon' see that I can't love myself Understand me, son, I'm the slickest they is, I'm the slickest they is I'm the slicki-wicky-wickest they is [Pre-Chorus: Will Smith] Now if you barkin' up the Wrong tree we comin' Don't be barkin' up the Wrong tree, we goin' Test your health, Loveless Can't stand clowns? Then get out the Wild Wild [Chorus: Sisqo, Will Smith & Kool Moe Dee] We're goin' straight to (Wow-wow, when I roll into the) The Wild West (Wow-wow) We're goin' straight to (When I stroll into the wow-wow) The wow-wow, wow-wow (When I bounce into the wow-wow west, wow-wow west) Straight! (Straight!) To! (To!) The Wild West (Wow-wow) (Wow-wow) We're goin' straight (Straight) to (To) the wow-wow, wow-wow (Wow-wow west, wow-wow west) (Wow) [Breakdown: Sisqo, Kool Moe Dee & Will Smith] Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Wow, ha!) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Wow) (Wicky-wicky, wow-wow) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Wow) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (C'mon, c'mon) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Wow) (Wicky-wicky, wow-wow) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (Wow) (Wicky-wicky, wow-wow) Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo [Bridge: Will Smith & Will Smith w/ Sisqo] Any outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a pad Can draw Jim West with a pen and a pad Don't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a ton Just tryin' to draw just for fun Sun up to sun down, rollin' around See where the bees are to be found and rollin' around The defenders of your health Crushin' my hip and rollin' around Don't mess with us, 'cause we in the [Chorus: Sisqo, Will Smith & Kool Moe Dee] We're goin' straight to (Wow-wow, when I roll into the) The Wild West (Wild Wild West) (Wow-wow) We're goin' straight to (When I stroll into the wow-wow) The wow (Wow-wow) (When I bounce into the wow-wow) We're goin' straight to (To) (Wow-wow, when I roll into the) The Wild West (The Wild Wild West) (When I stroll into the wow-wow) We're goin' straight to (To) (When I bounce into the wow-wow) The wow-wow, wow-wow (Wow-wow, wow-wow) When I roll into the wow-wow, wow-wow [Outro] NOTE: Song ends with alot of repeated words that also overlap each-other, It's hard to transcribe