🎵 Shape of You Parody // by Bart Baker

13 ContributorsShape of You Parody Lyrics [Verse 1: Bart Baker as Ed Sheeran] The club isn't the best place to stalk a lover So the gym is where I go That is where I spy on you when you box I pretend I box also I've got a weird obsession with the shape of your body This creepy song is all about that Like your hands, nose, the shape of your ears, hips, and throat And the shape of your mouth, and now I'm singing like [Pre-Chorus 1: Ed Sheeran & Tiffany Tynes as Boxer Girl] What size are your boxing gloves? Show me your hand shape. Hold on, what, excuse me? Come on now, just let me see I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, your head is messed up Don't touch my waist, why are you measuring me? Because I love your body Um, OMG, you are a freak! [Chorus 1: Ed Sheeran & Boxer Girl] I'm in love with the shape of you I made a body diagram too Your stomach is real, flat and smooth And your butt's round and bubbly Last night I was in your room And I stole this red bra from you That's how I figured out the shape of your boobs Can I measure your inseam? Weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, weirdo! You're obsessed with my body! Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go! What shape are your nipples, please? [Verse 2: Ed Sheeran] One week in and you come back to the gym Was so glad to see your body Watching from the distance, so you wouldn't see me It was like we were on our second date I watched for hours and hours, even when you took a shower Making mental pics of all of your shapes I left a note in your locker, signed "your body stalker" Let's both get naked, what do you say? And now you're singing like [Pre-Chorus 2: Ed Sheeran & Boxer Girl] Weirdo, do you even box? Or do you just come to this gym to stalk me? And inspect my body? Goddammit, stop measuring me! Um, girl, yes of course I box Okay, then prove it, throw a left hook at me Can I first measure your feet? Wait, hold on, are those my panties? [Hook 2: Ed Sheeran & Boxer Girl] I stole them from the locker room Okay, this has to end right now, dude I'm getting in that ring with you I'm gonna beat your body! Objectifying girls is rude We have personalities too We're more than just hot bodies! Show me your boobs! I'm in love with your body Why are you such a psychopath? I'm in love with your body Look, I even made a butt graph It's shaping up quite nicely I'm gonna knock your teeth out, man! This is making me horny Can I please cover all your shapes with this lube? Here's two shapes I got just for you! [Outro: Ed Sheeran] Does anyone have a spare tooth?