🎵 Herbal Thrills // by MC Burberry

3 ContributorsHerbal Thrills Lyrics [Intro] Mate 2017, I'm back on the scene Sicker than I've ever been [Hook] I've nicked a couple Nova Five-O try to pull us over I'm on coke but not cola And I hate authority I spend your money clubbing Then earn it back by mugging I've probably fucked your cousin Yeah it's MC Burberry [Verse 1] Nick cars, cars I nick I'll nick your car you fucking prick Looking at me like that then I'll twat you Kick you in the dick then nick your Mazda Drive to Asda, pick a nice plasma Stick one in a trolley then I run right past the Pasta and the security guard Who thinks he's brutally hard I get to the car park Stick it in the boot of me car Cruising to the SPAR Get the routine fags And cash in the fruit machine card Lottery ticket thing, whatever you call it I don't know but I just found it in your wallet And I found some tickets for a football match And a good wad of cash And a picture of your girlfriend's gash Gotta dash, get back to your car Meet the knobhead for a fight at the park Spark him out, later la Started on me and you paid for that Oh shit, what's the date? It's the 8th of March Dickhead, now I'm late for that Court case that they gave me for being mistaken as That guy with the Jason mask And me baseb....I mean 'his' baseball bat He threatens shopkeepers and he takes all that Money from the till with a tasteful snack I'm in the frame for that, discriminating twats Hating fags (You can't be saying that!) Why not? (You must be politically correct!) Well I'm just stating facts I'm just misunderstood In a zipped up hood Any haters mixed with me fists looks good Just like some papers and some big kush bud Fucking shout to my dealer, yo man, what's good? Playin Pokemon GO So the police don't know That I'm waiting for my dealer in an alleyway, yo Once they go, close the app on me phone And ring him up, ask him "Where are you bro?" [Hook] I've nicked a couple Nova Five-O try to pull us over I'm on coke but not cola And I hate authority I spend your money clubbing Then earn it back by mugging I've probably fucked your cousin Yeah it's MC Burberry [Bridge] Burbz is blazing, feels amazing Blame this superb herb I'm tasting These spliffs that I keep making They can keep me from frustration But, if you're irritating Mate I'll kick your fucking face in What were you saying? Ya dickhead [Verse 2] Burberry, Burbz for short I'll nail your bird 'til it hurts to walk I'll pop that cherry like I burst a wart I'll get off her in a minute but I first record And then I'll drive away Whats my ride today? I'll never stop at the reds, it's my right of way And I'll cut up a cunt, pull up in front Do what I want, I don't care when I'm smoking skunk Well, how could you fucknuts blame me? Burbz blazes them buds daily Gets in the booth and then goes crazy And drops more bombs than a fucking Israeli I pop four pills in one go I'm not ill but I still look mongo Me mum believes that I won't ever succeed But I can't get a job 'cause I stink of weed See, and that's why your boy Burbz raps And plus I've never even heard of tax But if you've heard my tracks, well you'll agree (What?) YouTube is shit without me And I don't give a fuck if it's a parody Seriously, you're just an MC You can't disagree, I'm known globally I'm exactly the same but an older me [Hook] I've nicked a couple Nova Five-O try to pull us over I'm on coke but not cola And I hate authority I spend your money clubbing Then earn it back by mugging I've probably fucked your cousin Yeah it's MC Burberry [Verse 3] I'm at the SPAR, looking at your car through the window Suped up Fiesta to impress a fucking Chester bimbo Gay stripes on the side, spoiler on the back Mate, it's just a 1.2, are you smoking crack? Rev your engine for attention Thinking you look like a legend When you really don't Aww, mate you look a cunt Don't start mouthing, little wanker Or I'll rob your arse and shank you Leave you in a ditch Ha, mate I'll fuck your bitch [Hook] I've nicked a couple Nova Five-O try to pull us over I'm on coke but not cola And I hate authority I spend your money clubbing Then earn it back by mugging I've probably fucked your cousin Yeah it's MC Burberry [Bridge] Burbz is blazing, feels amazing Blame this superb herb I'm tasting These spliffs that I keep making They can keep me from frustration But, if you're irritating Mate I'll kick your fucking face in What were you saying? Ya dickhead