🎵 Heavy Metal Cats! // by The Key of Awesome

3 ContributorsHeavy Metal Cats! Lyrics [Verse 1] You leave work early but you're not sick You're racing home to get your fix You used to do to release stress But now you have become obsessed with [Chorus] Kittens, on the web Haha, yeah You watch them until you're dead Til you're dead [Verse 2] Will your obsession never end? You send annoying links to your friends This one's on a Roomba, look at him go This one sounds like, he's saying hello-o-o Your whole world is now consumed Your laptop is a furry tomb They've become your owners now You hang upon every miaow [Chorus] Kittens, on the web On the web Batting at the strings inside your head In your head [Spoken] Miaow Three little kittens, (Three little kittens) Lost their mittens, (Lost their mittens) They began to cry, (They began to cry) [Verse 3] You lost you job and all your loot Your Garfield sweatshirts are no longer cute Your mother says you'll never find a man You think the ninja cat is you boyfriend Now they've taken complete control I can haz cheezburger, I can haz your soul While you sit and [?????????well] Their furry paws drag you to hell Watch what you're doing with that, paperclip Oh, oh