🎵 Ohio Is for Emo Kids // by Canadian Softball

23 ContributorsOhio Is for Emo Kids Lyrics “Ohio Is For Emo Kids” is the second single from Jarrod Alonge’s comedy emo band Canadian Softball’s debut album Awkward & Depressed. The song marks Alonge’s third parody medley, with “All The Old Things”… Read More  [I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance] [Guitar Intro] [Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy] Been looking forward to my visit to the mall ‘Cause my wardrobe is going bad inside a Hot Topic, I proclaim [I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco] "What a beautiful T-shirt!" "What a beautiful T-shirt!” says a young teen to a cashier... "And yes, but what a shame... What a shame that these shirts don’t come in black” [Ohio Is for Lovers by Hawthorne Heights] So put mascara on my eyes, put mascara on my eyes! And change the color of my hair with dye [Walls by Emery] Sometimes I tear my skinny jeans [Note To Self by From First to Last] [Guitar Solo] [The Kill (Bury Me) by Thirty Seconds to Mars] I lost my job at Dairy Queen, Dairy Queen [Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus] Hey girl, you know what’s driving me crazy? This super old guy told me I’m not emo Said I should listen to bands like Jawbreaker Weezer and Rites of Spring [A Boy Brushed Red Living In Black and White by Underoath] It doesn't matter what they say I’d rather listen to Paramore, bang my head to Paramore [Pressure by Paramore] I can feel the pressure to buy some normal clothes I’m better off in girl pants [My Heroine by Silverstein] I’m lost and depressed, but I love the feel of being lonely I’ll do some heroin [Bring Me to Life by Evanescence] Wake me up, I’m doing lots of drugs I can't wake up, from doing all these drugs Save me, if life is fair then Why do roses have thorns? [The Priest and the Matador by Senses Fail] My body lies in my bedroom with a smile turned upside down (Get out of my room, Mom!) [Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides] One final fight with my bullies, I’m not a fag [I Miss You by blink-182] Where are you, I said 10:30 I cannot drive, I do not own a car, I need somebody to [The Taste of Ink by The Used] Pick me up and drive to Warped Tour Promise that you’ll take me there We’re gonna miss From First To Last We’re gonna miss From First To Last, let’s go! [Numb by Linkin Park] Caught in a traffic jam, just caught in a traffic jam Every wrong turn you make is another loud “I hate you!” (Oh my god Mom, I hate you!) Caught in a traffic jam, just caught in a traffic jam And every second we waste is more than I can take [Miss Murder by AFI] Hey Mom, I want to die, hey Mom, I want to die (You know what? I've had it with your attitude lately!) (I'm gonna turn this car around!) No one’ll miss me if I take my life, whoa... (That is it. You're grounded!) (Ugh, I'm gonna do it. Where's my straightener?) [MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday] I'm getting on MySpace and I will never leave Will you please PC4PC with me? Will you R4R, lessthan33? I'm getting on MySpace and I will never leave Will you please PC4PC with me? Will you R4R, lessthan33? CMNT4CMNT, lessthan33333 (We'll meet again when you Top 8 me) [Helena by My Chemical Romance] What's the worst that I can say? I’m not a fan of Sunny Day I like Hawthorne Heights I like Hawthorne Heights (I'm getting on MySpace) Born in 1993 (Lessthan33333) What the hell’s The Promise Ring? (I'm getting on MySpace) I like Hawthorne Heights (Lessthan33333) I like Hawthorne Heights [The Words ‘Best Friend’ Become Redefined by Chiodos] Eh, that song's too long...