🎵 Rockstar Parody // by Bart Baker

16 ContributorsRockstar Parody Lyrics [Chorus: Bart Baker as Post Malone] I look like a homeless, drunk hillbilly But, somehow, I am a rap star I've got horribly bad gas And my BO could kill you, it is so harsh Messing with me? Pull you up to my teeth Open up, be prepared to barf I could destroy your entire block By opening up both of my arms [Verse 1: Post Malone] Take a crap, don't wipe my ass I'm starting saying there's no way I'll use Scott This song stink just like my toes She ask me, "Take a shower", I'm like "Hell naw" All the dentists say that I'll lose my chops fo' sho' If I don't cop floss I live in a dumpster covered in flies Found a dead rat in my mop-top I'm the most unlikely dude to ever make it in rap A young, grody, nice, Jewish white boy obsessed with Minecraft Look like Jesus, but fat I make racist white people feel comfortable with trap rap Hundred bitches in my trailer say that I need a bath They all brought me some Axe (Yeah, ayy) [Verse 2: Obi Nwankwo as 21 Savage] Clothespin on my nose Because Post Malone smellin' like a stank fart It ain't hard to do what 21 Savage do Mumble, and get a tat cross Then steal Future's flow, always puff on dro And make raps about your garage Savage got a 12-car garage See, that's all that it takes to be a rap star Post, you know you stanking, gotta fix that You gotta wash your feet, man, take a damn bath My eyes are watering from your ass crack You look just like a Walmart bargain bin Riff Raff Lemme just hit you, please With a spray of Febreeze Then let me brush your teeth You gon' get gum disease Gotta fix those armpits All you need is Speed Stick Oh, my god, I can't breathe 21 Savage dying [Chorus: Byan Liberty as Santa Claus & Post Malone] Halt! Post, since it 'tis the season of giving Santa gon' give what the world wants. Ho, ho, ho! I'll eliminate your stench With my candy cane crotch and bod' spray by S. Clause Now time to clean your mouth, gums, tongue, and teeth Open wide, here comes the mouthwash Last, I must make you look unhomeless By cutting your sleazy hair and beard off You cut out my voice box! [Skit: Santa Claus] Whoops! Look like Santa had a little too much Eggnog Oh well Hey... you girls wanna bang? It's not like you have any choice, I'm famous Ho, ho, that's what I thought Ho, ho, ho! Now let me show you my Christmas tree