🎵 Despacito 2 // by Sebasifas

6 ContributorsDespacito 2 Lyrics [INTRO] Cash Money AP Money, Money, Money 9-1-1, what's your emergency? Yeah, so there's a fire in the building A fire?! Sir, where is the location of the fire? It's coming from the speaker! [VERSE 1] Pull up in my minecart Breaking all yo doors down Stealin' all your wall art Siftin' through your chests now Fortnite, Fortnite Play this game all night I win every fight This game is super tight Loggin' into Minecraft Minin' all these diamonds in my mineshaft Look at all the stuff I can craft I beat the game and laughed (Ha, ha, funny!) Catch me in Pokemon GO No Pokeballs, catchin' hoes Dick cold like Abomosnow Bars so hot, its fuego (oof) we playin' Roblox Lumber Tycoon 2 rocks Fuck Minecraft and it's blocks The better game is Roblox! Supreme, Gucci, Webkinz Grab yo bitch and stick it in Thot's be hoeing, loggin' in And that's the seven deadly sins Terraria, Terraria Im droppin' all these bars on ya I'm finna beat the wall of flesh Because these bars, Im spittin' fresh Got membership to Club Penguin Back and forth, this iceberg sinkin' Puffles are what I collectin' Ice and Water cards attackin' Clash of Clans ruinin' my plans I'm finna fight the Ku Klux Klan Just swooped in like Spiderman Frackin' up the Taliban I been playing Flappy Bird While bars you dropping be absurd Stealing everyone's password With my boy, Mark Zuckerberg In Huniepop, I never stop Love it so much, I finna pop Cum so much, I fertilize crop Open MacBook, I play some QWOP (SuperHot, SuperHot) Show my knees to every thot Got some Guap, then shot a cop Now like in the game, we stop (nigga) CS:GO, drop it low I'm the coolest gamer bro Snipin' the bitches and snipin' the hoes Bomb, it be beepin, and then it explode Hoppin' onto this site, Fiverr No restrictions, no advisor Money flowin' like a geyser But ya'll know, I play that fire Spent some cash on Undertale It helped me graduate from Yale I just broke OJ out of jail ...wait, no he's back (nigga) Kill time in Goat Simulator Pistol-whip you with a motherfuckin' taser Big o' back with the laser Yeah, I'm iced out like a glacier (yuh) La-di-da-di-da Slob on me knob Wait no that shit's gay I go to church to pray Chi-di-chi-di-bang Joinin' the Logang Growin' in Agar.io No time for Agar.i-hoes I'm with my Agar.i-bros Tell bitches Agar.no! Shot some bitches in FNAF Scott Cawthon is high on crack Freddy's deployed in Iraq And bitches like the mac-attack Conquering in Civ 5 Leave no bitches alive None these thots gon' survive Non-existent sex-drive Runnin' and poppin' off right in PUBG Everywhere I go I take up the dubG Cooking and snacking on a Tide PodG I'm here to say that 2 Humpz is OG Donkey Kong? Say annyeong Pull up bitch, it's Kim Jong Moon Jae here, with the bong Fuck yo bitch all night long Dunkin' on these bitches, like a god in 2K (yuh) Shootin' harder than Al-Qaeda with the AK's (ayy) Immigrated legally, ain't no bad hombre Mollys, Millies, V-Bucks, Xannies This the USA Smithing armor in Skyrim Cool armor, I look fly-rim Fight Draugr, cut off their limbs Skip away, its some fresh Timbs Logging onto Rust I am in disgust These hoes got no trust I leave em in the dust Hackin' Toon-Town with the clan Swear on my server, get the ban 1v1 the taliban Pop jellybeans, pop a xan Riding along in Shadow of The Colossus Pull up on my new whip, agro, then shoot and miss Fallin' these giants and stealin' their livelihood They ride my whip, agro straight back to the hood Squadala in Portal 2 Reservations for the Sioux Gra-ta-ta, we start to shoot Jump in orange, come out blue Smoke emerging in a haze This speaker's fucking ablaze Shit's getting delirious This situation's serious [Interlude] Sir, we're on our way and we'll be there soon! Yo, need to get here fast, the fire's spreading everywhere We'll be there in exactly, uh, 35 seconds Ok, what should I do in the mean time? Uh, try changing the song to anything else Ok (Despacito, Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito, Deja que te diga cosas al oído, Para que te acuerdes-) Yo, this isn't working buddy Bro, I'm gonna die Uh, no you aren't! Not on my watch! Yeah, there's smoke everywhere, I'm gonna get lung cancer or something Uhh, that's not how it works Shouldn't the fire department be dealing with this? No, I got this Uhh, I play Fortnite [Verse 2] Pull up in my squad car Kickin' the front door down Gotta run and dip and get that motherfrickin' speaker out Michelle told me back in DC Presidency won't be easy But firefighting, damn it's greasy Job's more annoying than Leafy "Americans First" is the Obama motto Money be flowing like CS:GO lotto I pull the hose and the fire goes stoppo I put it out, put it out, likes it El Chapo They call me 21 Barack Cause I got 21-foot cock Rich in V-Bucks, Rich in Clout My fellow Americans, Obama out!