🎵 Magic Trick // by Kerser

5 ContributorsMagic Trick Lyrics [Intro] Oi, I'll show you a magic trick, ready? Where the fuck did that go, cunt? [Verse 1] Nobody's touchin' my drink tonight If I haven't had a drink, better pinch me twice That shit ain't right and I take it serious Quarter past nine AM, I'm here for this Nice drink with a tablet too I'm forgettin' all the shit that I have to do Now I’m walkin' down the street with a hatchet too And an axe and a shiv in the backpack, ooh Smooth as but my eyes are bloodshot Can't it be 'cause I'm high as fuck, what? Drunk too, fuck you and your punk crew Talkin' on my bottle like “man, I fuckin' love you” Saw the gronk lad, I’m havin' some fun No money, walk in, then I grab it and run Other rappers go and make a song for the piss I'm in a bad mood, I see you, you're coppin' a shiv [Hook] Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on) It's a bad habit and I have to admit Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on) It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go) [Verse 2] Jumped up, poured a mix Got a homeless fuck [?] shit I forgot a little bit but I snort a stick Beat a chat fuck with his own walkin' stick I could have a bitch drink like a Vodka Cruiser (Why?) 'Cause of the vodka loser This ain't a track for you to go party to It's a track for me to drink more [?] to Knock at me door, I bet it's me friends (Who's that? It's me) You got a Jim Beam ten? I'll lock the fuckin' door unless you do "Are you fuckin' serious?" Yes, it's true (Come here [?]) Nah, I can't hear you Gonna lock the door, come back with a beer dude Greedy cunt but what? I'm addicted One dirty habit that I'm never gonna get bitch [Hook] Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on) It's a bad habit and I have to admit Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on) It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go) [Verse 3] People hate me when I get pissed That's okay 'cause they gonna get shived I'm a nice guy, I'm a nice g— No I'm not, okay, that's a white lie I settle down because I'm losing control I gotta behave man, gotta do what I'm told Gotta be a good man, gotta move when I’m told But then I went and seen the fuckin' cue for the doll What the fuck this shit? Now I pull out a knife Grab the Centrelink bitch and I put it in twice Everybody's screamin' "Don't stab her, no!" So I grab that bitch and I stab her throat Walk back to the desk, normal as fuck Here's my form, two fortnights, yep, that's a month Leave the scene now cunt, I'm needin' a drink I guess we all know where I'll be in a week [Hook] Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on) It's a bad habit and I have to admit Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (come on) It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go) Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick (yeah) It's a bad habit and I have to admit (let's go) Abracadabra, got a magic trick (yeah) Touch my drink and I'll slap you bitch (ha) Touch my drink and I'll stab you quick It's a bad habit and I have to admit (ha) [Outro] Yeah After all that shit I went and gave me form to Cheryl Put it through So my pay goes in tomorrow And um, you might not see me for a bit 'Cause I’m on a holiday Fuck yous, ha!