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[Verse 1: Steve Harwell]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in my butt
Head
[Pre-Chorus: Steve Harwell]
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cummin'
Didn't make sense not to fuck
Your brain gets smart but your head gets smart
So much to see, so much to do, so what's wrong with taking it, in the BUTT
You'll never know if you never know
You'll never shish if you don't know
[Chorus: Steve Harwell]
Hey now, you're TABLE, get your game on, go plep
HeyeH, you're cock star
Get the shit on, get fucked
And alllllll thaaaattttt glittttttttttttttthhhhhherrrrs iiiiisss gggooollllld
Only ShadPotato break the mold mold mold mold
[Verse 2: Steve Harwell, Serj Tankian, Heavy & Rick Astley]
It's a gay place, and they say it gets gayer
You're bundled up now wait till you get table
But the meteor mam roetem differ
Judging by the ho oh oh oh oh
The ice we fuck is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you'd might as well SHIT
My world's on fiif, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'm never gonna give you up
[Chorus: Steve Harwell & Serj Tankian]
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your table on, go, go
Hey now, you're a rariod
Get the show on, heil Helvian
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
[Bridge: Text To Speech & Serj Tankian]
I find your lack of table memes disturbing, let's fix that. Kappa
Table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, tabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletable
Table!
(table)
[Chorus: Steve Harwell]
Hey hey, heyheyhey hey, get your day old
HEY now, you're a rockstar, get the showohs, get paid
And all that glitters is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
Only shooting staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Verse 3: Steve Harwell, Engineer & Serj Tankian]
Somebody once asked "Could I fuck you in the ass?
I need to get myself a BOOTY."
I said "Nope, what a cock
I could use a little FUEL myself
And we could all use a little taaaaaaaaaaaablllllllllllleeee."
[Pre-Chorus: Steve Harwell, Serj Tankian & Demoman]
Well, the bees start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop table
Didn't make sense not to lil for fun
Your head gets dumb but your brain gets tebeb
So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with THE WATERFALL?
You'll never knowa if you don't go (FUCK)
You'll never shine if you don't leave your keys up on the table!
[Chorus: Steve Harwell, Dr. Robotnik & Serj Tankian]
Hey now, you're a PINGAS, get your MEME on, go play
Hey now, you're a
Hey now, you're a
Hey now, you're a
Hey now, you're a
And all that glitters is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Only shedding table break the mold
Table Table Table Table Table Table Table Table
Only shooting stars break the (quack)
[Outro: Serj Tankian]
Table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table, table
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