🎵 El Scorch Shot // by FUNKe (YouTuber)

15 ContributorsEl Scorch Shot Lyrics [Spoken Intro] El Scorch Shot Ay carriba! [Verse 1] Goddamn you gas mask-wearing girls Do it to me every time Oh, the RED teams dead, she sweeps the server With Phlogistinators But on respawn, I'm not free from the heat ’Cause on the other team, a Pyro's flaming me Why you gotta go and do me like that? Puttin' on a weapon with no right-clicking [Chorus] We’re on the same team, so please Hello, I'm here and I'm waitin' I will die of afterburn If you don't rescue me [Verse 2] I asked you to go to the Weezer concert You said you never heard of them (how cool is that?) How cool is that? So I went to your page and checked out what you're playin': 20 hours nonstop, probably a Dustbowl server And then my heart stopped: Zero hours in Firewatch That's fuckin’ irony there, isn’t— AHHHHHHHHHH! [Chorus] We're on the same team, so please Hello, I’m here and I'm waitin' I will die of afterburn If you don't rescue me [Bridge] How stupid is it? I just need one extinguish I gotta plead her for it All at the top of my burnin’ lungs How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute? Just come up to me and hear the words that I've sung How stupid is it? For all I know, you're fairly new And maybe you just don't know what to do Or maybe you're scared to say: "I broke my M2" [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I wish she would just step off the objective 'Cause I think we'd make a great team My heart burns for her, literally (haha) But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 'Cause I can't even finish my fights without hurting, and now I'm asserting I'll kill all the Spies if you stop all the burning [Chorus] We're on the same team, so please Hello, I'm here and I'm waitin' I will die of afterburn If you don't rescue me [Outro] Pyro, I need you (Pyro, I need you) Pyro, I need you And I'm waitin' How have you not figured out That airblast is a thing? And that is how you do it *click*