🎵 Spoonin Rap (A Drive Down The Street I Was Spanking And Freaking) // by Spoonie Gee

26 ContributorsSpoonin Rap (A Drive Down The Street I Was Spanking And Freaking) Lyrics Spoonie Gee’s mother died when he was 12 years old and he moved in with his uncle who was a record producer by the name of Bobby Robinson.… Read More  [Intro] You say, one for the treble, two for the time Come on, y'all, let's rock the– [Chorus] Yes, yes, y'all Freak, freak, y'all, funky beats, y'all Then you rock and roll, then you roll and rock And then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop 'Cause I'm the S to the P, double-O, N-Y The one MC who you can't deny 'Cause I'm the baby-maker, I'm the woman-taker I'm the cold-crushin' lover, the heartbreaker So come on, fly girls, and please don't stop 'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, wanna hit the top And, young lady, rock on [Verse 1] Say, I was drivin' down the street on a stormy night Say up ahead, there was this terrible fright There was a big fine lady, she was crossin' the street She had a box with the disco beat So I hit my brakes, but they're not all there I missed the young lady by only a hair And then I took me a look, I said, "La-di-da-di" A big fine girl, she had a hell of a body Then she looked at me and then she started switchin' So I took my key out of the ignition Got out the car and kept my mouth shut 'Cause my 20-20 vision was right on her butt I caught up with her, I said, "You look so fine I swear to God, I wish you was mine" She said, "Hey boy, you're Spoonie Gee" "That's right, honey, how did you know me?" She said, "Spoonie Gee, you're all the same And everybody who disco know your name" I said, "Come on, baby, it's not too far We gonna take a little walk to my car" Once we got to the car, then we sat in the seat And then the box was rockin' to the funky beat And then I looked at her and pushed the seat back Turned off her box and put on my 8-track And then I started rappin', without no pause 'Cause my mind was just gettin' in those draws And then I got in the straw, we started doin' to the beat And started doin' like this, started doin' the freak [Chorus] Yes, yes, y'all, freak, freak, y'all 'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, I wanna be known As the metropolitician of the microphone 'Cause I'm a man's threat and I'm a woman's pet And I'm known as the mamselle's joy And I'm a man who fights on the microphone And who all the people enjoy, y'all Yes, yes, y'all, freak, freak, y'all And don't stop, keep on [Verse 2] Say, I was spanking and freaking at a disco place I met a fine girl, she had a pretty face And then she took me home, you say, "The very same night?" The girl was on and she was outta sight And then I got the girl for three hours straight But I had to go to work, so I couldn't be late I said, "Where's your man?"; she said, "He's in jail" I said, "Come on, baby," 'cause you're tellin' a tale 'Cause if he comes at me and then he wants to fight See, I'ma get the man good and I'ma get him right See, I'ma roll my barrel and keep the bullets still And when I shoot my shot, I'm gonna shoot to kill 'Cause I'm the Spoonie-Spoon, I don't mess around I drop a man where he stand, right into the ground You say from Africa to France, say to Germany Because you can't get a man tryin' to mess with me 'Cause I'm a smooth talker, I'm the midnight stalker I'm the image of the man they call the J.D. Walker If you're gonna be my girl, just come along And just clap your hands to my funky song I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble neither And most people call me a woman-pleaser 'Cause I keep their phone numbers on the shelf I go to make love, and then keep it to myself So no one's gonna know what I'm doin' to you Not your sister, brother, niece, nor your mother, father too [Chorus] And take that y'all, and don't stop You keep on and on and on and on Like hot butter on – say what? The popcorn Young ladies rock on Fly guys, what a big surprise 'Cause I'm MC Spoonie Gee, don't take no mess From the North, the South, from East or West 'Cause everybody knows MC Spoonie Gee's the best Young ladies, rock on, y'all Rock, rock, y'all, and don't stop Keep on to the sure shot And then you rock and roll And then you roll and rock And then you rock to the beat that just don't want you to stop 'Cause I'm the S to the P, double-O-N-Y, G I'm talkin' about me, MC Spoonie Gee Rock on, y'all, and don't stop Keep on to the sure shot Rock on and on and on and on Like hot butter on, say what? The popcorn Don't stop the funky beat 'til the break of dawn A-young ladies... a-young lady... [Verse 3] 'Cause I'm the cool-crushin' lover, girls know I'm the supreme And when it comes to fine girls, I'm like a lovin' machine It comes to makin' love, I do the best ya can 'Cause I'm known from coast to coast as the sixty-minute man And 'cause I'm making papes, I got the macho class I have all the fly girls a-shakin' their ass So for all you fly girls who wanna be loved A-check me out, 'cause I'm the highest above I'm gonna call ya up and give you an invitation So you can see the way Spoonie Gee rocks the nation [Chorus] One time, for the mind, y'all Freak, freak, y'all, funky freaks, y'all Yo, go hip, hop, a-hip-hip, a-hop And then you're rockin' to the hip, and then you're rockin' the hop And then you on and on and on and on The beat don't stop until the freaks are gone And rock on, y'all, and don't stop Keep on to the sure shot [Verse 4] And for you sucker-sucker dudes who commit a crime You wanna do bad, but don't do the time I say you wanna be this, and then you wanna be a crook You find a old lady, take her pocketbook And then you steal your mother's borrowed money on the sly A-you can run, but a-you can't hide When the cops crashed through, your face turned pale I'ma tell you a little story about the jail 'Cause, see, in jail there's a game and it's called survival And they run it down to you on your first arrival They tell you what you can and cannot do But if you go to jail, watch your poon-poon 'Cause when you go in the shower, he's a-pullin' his meat And he's a-lookin' at you, and say, "You look real sweet" And at first, there was one, now ten walked in Now, how in the hell do you expect to win? I said, ya better look alive, not like you take dope And please, my brother, don't drop the soap And if ya get out the bathroom and you're alive A-just remember, only a man can survive In jail, of course 'Cause when you're doin' fifteen years, you got no boss You just have a warden If he gets no trim You're bound to turn a corner and find a dude and him [Chorus] Well yes, yes, y'all, freak, freak, y'all And don't stop, keep on to sure shot Like a lime to a lemon, and a lemon to a lime I keep the funky beat, to say I pass the time And like lemon and lime, and like a lime to a lemon A MC could attract all the women 'Cause I'm Spoonie Gee, and I wanna be known As the metropolitician of the microphone Yes, yes, y'all, freak, freak, y'all So just clap your hands and just stomp your feet And just rock to the rhythm of the funky beat To the funky, funky, funky, funky beat The beat that makes you get up and pat your feet Young ladies, rock on, y'all, rock on, y'all 'Til the break of dawn I say, you do the Spank or the Patty Duke Either one you want, you gotta get up and do The rock-rock and you don't stop You see, I jumped the turnstile one summer day And then I seen the cop, and then I fled away And then he pulled his gun, but he did not shoot So come on everybody, let's Patty Duke 'Cause I'm a-livin' well, and I'm ready to dance Come on, girl, let me show my romance I'll let you see the way how I rock the mic 'Cause I know damn well that I could rock all night Yes, yes, y'all, freak, freak, y'all And don't stop, keep on, y'all You go rock and roll and then you roll and rock...