🎵 Zappin’ Rap // by MC Zappa

1 ContributorZappin’ Rap Lyrics [Intro: MC Zappa] You say a-one for the treble, two for the bass Come on y'all, let's rock the (*coin sound*) A yes yes y'all, a freak freak y'all A funky beat y'all, you don't stop I said you rock it to the roll and you roll the rock And all you fly girls, please, don't you stop A-groovin', movin' your feet, a to the funky beat I dare any sucka MC to try to come for me 'Cuz I'm MC Zappa, who the women love Because my rhymes are flyer than a pigeon or dove Take a look in the book; the definition of 'dope' To try to get on my level is just a wish and a hope 'Cuz I'm tameless, aimless; the name of the game is Gettin' wit' Video Dames and ladies In all the countries all across the world You know that MC Zappa's gettin' all the girls Not a boss; the boss, 'cuz I never failed So listen up, and I'll tell you the tale See, I was walkin' through Little Five, playin' Smash When I looked up and saw a sashayin' ass You see, the girl was cute, and she was fine as hell She captivated my eyes like she was tryin' a spell She had them sexy brown eyes and that sexy curly hair Sexy pair of titties and a sexy derriere She even had sexiness in her walk But it got even better when she began to talk She said "I know you, boy, you wrote pounds of rhymes So why don't we go out some time?" I said "You pick the time, and I'ma pick the place Because you look so fine, I wouldn't miss the date" So the day after that, we went to a movie After it ended, I took the girl for sushi We finished the food, and I paid the bill I said "Honey, let's go to your place and chill" So we went to her place and started swappin' saliva She got me so hot that I wanted to swive her She broke off and said "Lemme ditch the clothes" Got up and started to switch and pose And what happened next, I have to say I won't never forget 'til my dyin' day She took off the makeup and my blood ran cold She looked like a cross between a rat and a toad I said "Lord have mercy" cuz this girl was bald And I could not take it, no, I couldn't at all At that point, I realized that I'd been had I was mad, so I went back to my own pad If I never saw her again, it would be too soon But I'm sure you probably heard her bayin' at the moon She kept callin' my phone 'cuz she was in shock So I moved away, and I put her on block A yes yes y'all, a freak freak y'all A funky beat y'all, you don't stop 'Cuz I'm MC Zappa, the greatest mack And I write the ill rhymes 'cuz I hate the wack Like I said before, this is all a game And I'll be there, girl, if you call my name A yes yes y'all, a freak freak y'all You don't stop, a-keep on Well I was rockin' at a show just to hype the crowd My beat was boomin' and the lyrics was loud Got a standin' ovation by the time I was done 'Cuz everybody that came really had some fun When I went backstage, there was a girl I didn't know She told me that she enjoyed the show I said "Thanks for comin', honey; I'm glad you like Satisfaction is guaranteed when I grab the mic" She said "I'd like to know you better; won't you come to my home?" She was beautiful as could be; how could I say no? Fine-ass woman, I thought she had to be a blessin' But obviously, I still didn't learn my lesson So we went to her house, and we started to kiss Everything felt right, and there was nothin' amiss She was a bonafide woman, right down to her hair Long as she kept the makeup on, I did not care I was so glad to be with a girl that fine That I wasn't payin' attention; didn't see the signs Nevertheless, I was not pleased at all When I opened my eyes and saw a roach on the wall I was in the zone, so I tried to ignore But suddenly, I wasn't into it no more I said to myself "How bad could it be?" And then the roach started talkin' to me He said "This is my house, and you don't belong So brotha, you betta scram, and you betta be gone" Now that was it; I couldn't take no more So I got off the couch and ran out the door You see, a couple minutes later, she called my cell She didn't see the problem, and she was mad as hell I said "Honey, you really fine; God bless ya soul But don't call me again; call pest control" A yes yes y'all, a freak freak y'all A to the beat y'all, a-keep on You say a-rock the lows and a-rock the highs 'Cuz I'm too damn funky, don't ask me why You say a-rock the highs and a-rock the lows 'Cuz I'm the MC everybody knows A yes yes y'all, a freak freak y'all A funky beat y'all, a-rock on!