🎵 Rap Jesus // by Chazer Wazer

1 Contributor Rap Jesus Lyrics [Verse 1] Who wants to see what I can do? I don't give a shit what you call me And I don't give a fuck who ya'll see Whether that be Joshter Jay or Snortz Or that bitch Jess and she gotta pay for me now I said Em was short And I regret that I should of gone harder like the Marshall Mathers LP No one can beat me and I don't see how But no one wants to hear me spit that fact They just want to hear me rhyme and ignore my other skills So you got it Ill Mentally Ill Chill Hundred dollar bill Abortion pill Zill Electric bill Rolling mill Water mill Amatyville Zil Electric drill Real Oh was that not good enough Should I make it more complex I know it's been a while since I've dropped a hit You could punch me in 4 different places and I still won't split I'm the definition of what doesn't make shit I'm the king of rap And if I was a bitch Then dogs would run away with it It's important for me to stop looking so tough Especially with lots of sex And when Jay hangs up the mic I will not clap, I'd rather have him sniff my jockstrap I'm totally wack And Lil Pump will never reach those heights Let me give you a little fact Snow is white I'd shove it in their I'll give you a fucking warning Don't fuck with me, I always have my pistols packed People say I'm just a simple act But my skills are triple stacked People still aren't impressed Maybe I should just use more swears And cut my career in despair But I don't know what to declare Maybe I have the most flair Maybe I should just share my talent Remember I said warning earlier, well I'll rhyme it with horse spring My rhyme schemes are so complex that even I'm kerfuffled Maybe I should take Joshter's advice and live in a brothel My bars were jumbled And my fans were puzzled My words are my asset I hope you're all aware of what you've witnessed Cause I'm the peak of interest And don't be depressed However, I'm one of the richest and quickest You know what this is too easy Zed words aren't said enough At school I was so sleepy Maybe I should stop putting fears in ques, I'll stop giving them guff So let's start this z scheme thing I'll do this to raise the ceiling Let's start with zippy Has anyone ever met a rich hippie I'm sorry for being a bit snippy But when you're this pretty People say you're silly When I say stuff it's got to be said simply Actually fuck it I'll go quickly I'm not that skinny But I do have skin, Ricky During the summer I'm not sniffy I'm like a gay mans pillow, quite prilly And only dickheads wear dickeys Also after a shower my hairs frizzy My voice isn't shrilly I also break into things nimbly In a way that is thrifty Andrew is so ugly, I'd call him grimly And that's why his not richly His dick is the size of a pinkie I know it's risky But I'm quite frisky Unfortunately I can be bitchy Let me tell you it's hard to be kingly I'm small enough to shimmy But not like Jimmy Even though his stinky But he is shifty I'm a bee and I'm stingy I like it because I'm kinky And I hate the Jews like Walt Disney I don't like drugs, so don't call me Whitney Even without rap I can make money cause I'm swifty People call me filthy Cause I'm strictly I'll give a kiss to Britney Last thing you need to know is, I've made a song about it's always sunny in Philly Boom, that's 36 bars I'm done working with stars Oh, one last thing, I'm back (I'm back, I'm back, I'm back)