🎵 Sir Mix-a-Lot Shakes Out a Turbo Turd // by cs188

4 ContributorsSir Mix-a-Lot Shakes Out a Turbo Turd Lyrics [Intro] Oh my God, it's Beck Becky, look at her big, it is so butt She lool ehS… ShS Look at her dick I can't believe it's just so big, it's like out there (pah) Gross She looks like a total prostitute Don't talk shit about Total! I mean, it's just so round, it's like God Look! G r o s s It's just so… blah [Verse] I liil, I liil, I like boys' butts and I cannot lie You other brothers cannot lie When a brothers walk in with an itty-bitty waist And a big dick in your face, you get sprung Gng, gnung, gnuung Wanna Pull-Up, 'cause you notice that butt was fluffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop swearing Oh, damn it, you fat fucking bitch LOL I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm— I'm tired of masturbating to my mama's average butt Aa, awa, awwa My homeboys tried warn me But that butt cheese sweat ma-make me so horny Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Michael Rosen got back (Yeah, baby) [click solo] Noice S-s-s-so I'm lookin' at yo-yos NaaN [Chorus] So, fellas! (Yeah?) Fellas! Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (What?) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that nasty butt Baby gotta shit [Verse 2] I-I-I-I like 'em brown and big I want 'em real thick and juicy Mix-a-Lot's in trouble, beggin' for a piece of that butthole pizza Wew, wew, wet Got it goin' like a turbo turd You say you wanna poo in my bed? EeE, EeE, EeE, EeE 'Cause I'm lawn and I'm strong and I'm down to get the lotion on [Chorus 2] SoS [weird surreal instrumental break] [Bridge] 'Cause your waist is fat and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin' my dick in the chicken Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh [Verse 3] I'm tired of playing Warcraft Anoon, anoon, anoon, anOon My buns don't want none unless you got big cock AAAAAAAAAAAA You gonna have your Cheerios, I'll keep my Anaconda-Os Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt To hell with Marilyn Manson! And when I throw a gig, I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a tree Trees got bark B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bill Nye the science guy makes m-m-me so horny [Interlude] Bill Nye the Science Guy (Bill Nye the Science Guy) Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye the Science Guy ScIeNcE rUlEs Bill Nye the Science Guy Inertia is a property of (Shakin' that healthy butt!) [Verse 4] I want a real triple-X slut So ladies, if you wanna shit on me, dial 911 [Outro] Uh, uh Uh, uh Baby back ribs