🎵 Underground // by Eminem

231 ContributorsTranslations简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)Русский (Russian) Underground Lyrics The final track on Eminem’s 2009 comeback album, Relapse. The main point of this song is to explain where he’s been for the past few years, which subliminally could refer to Hell, while showing that his… Read More  [Intro] A lot of people ask me Where the fuck I've been at the last few years Shit, I don't know But I do know I'm back now Haha [Chorus] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground [Verse 1] Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up! Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up Sixty sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy pads Enough Oxycontin to send a fuckin' ox to rehab Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (He can't say that!) Yes, he can I just did, faggot, now guess again Better text message your next-of-kin Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy Especially when I flex again And throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cement Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty! Raggedy Ann and Andy No! Raggedy Andy and Andy No, it can't be, it can't be—yes, it can be The fuckin' Anti-Christ is back, Dante It's Satan in black satin panties This is Amityville, calamity, goddamn it Insanity, pills, fanny pack filled with Xannies Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannies Milk and cookies spilled on my silk négligée, looky Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me 'Til he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're takin' a pee [Chorus] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground [Verse 2] Six semen samples, seventeen strands of hair Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds And Glad bags, yeah glad to be back 'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab Fuckin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened Bitin' into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a Viking Oh, lightning is strikin', it might be a fuckin' sign I need a psychic Evaluation, fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th That means it's just a regular day (Hah) And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly Fuckin' lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and beggin' to stay [Chorus] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground [Verse 3] Tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin' to spit it back in abundance Hit a fag with onions, then split a bag of Funyuns Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animal Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult Captain of a cult with an elite following To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powers Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40; stuck a suppository Up his ass, and made him tell me a story Gave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine And sat him in the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section And gave him a lecture Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' Wiffle bat drew Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too And came out with a little scratch, ooh Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a Triple F.A.T. goose Insanity, can it be vanity? Where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy With an arm-and-leg amputee? Straitjacket with a hundred and eight brackets And a strap that wraps twice around my back Then they latch it; cut your fuckin' head off And ask where you're headed off to Get it? "Headed off to?" Medic, this headache's awful This anesthetic's pathetic, so is this diabetic waffle And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin' my hard taco [Chorus] Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now Nowhere to run, to run to now I disappeared, don't wonder how Lookin' for me? I'm underground [Outro] So, it wasn't a choice, it was "I had to do this" And now I got ninety days clean And uh, that's all I have to share, thanks (Thanks for sharing, Brian Is there anyone else who'd like to share this evening?) Yeah, I got something to share: "When you walked through the door you were queer to me So come here, baby boy, just come here to me You're a cock-boy, everybody wants you You're gayer than you would ever claim to I won't have to rape you So, homie, lay down, down, down Lay down, down, down Lay down, down, down, lay down, lay down" Where's everybody going? This always went over real big in Gay-A Okay, wait, I got another one "I just love condoms and lots of cum" No? Well, shit