🎵 Brown Man With A Plan // by The Dream Team (Official)

1 ContributorBrown Man With A Plan Lyrics [Intro: The Bagel, MC Churro, King Skittle] And that’s about when she took the kids and half my Bank account, and that’s why I’m financially dependent on Evon now Oh that’s cool bro Because I used to be- Guys shut up we need to start the song Oh nah keep going bro I was telling him about my kids man Okay, we don’t care, Karan has to record the song Oh nah it’s cool It’s the first song Aight aight shut up shut up *Aight Karan spit it* This bout to be uh super fire, let’s go [Verse 1: The Bagel] There once was a brown man with a plan This complex plan involved getting out of a giant trash can He got out of the trash and quickly headed west He knew what he was doing, he was not at all stressed He met many different people of all kinds of races Some wore glasses and some of them wore braces The man saw a giant giraffe stampede But it was not actually real, he was just high on weed [Verse 2: The Bagel] The weed did not phase him, for the man was very cunning He knew that eventually, his plan would be up and running The brown man opened up a restaurant, the best in the city But he accidentally served human flesh, it wasn’t very pretty He was arrested for murder among other charges Whether he did or not, he would be given a trial regardless It was the trial of the century, that’s what people called it He put on a glove, but the glove didn’t fit This is not about OJ Simpson, despite the last rhyme I just happen to make references to stuff like that all the time I won’t make any more of those jokes, I apologize for my behavior I apologize on behalf of Jesus Christ, our Lord, and savior [Verse 3: The Bagel] The brown man was found not guilty, he got to walk free He bought some bottles of beer, not two but three The brown man drank all the beer and got drunk as hell He got so drunk, he fell down a stairwell The brown man decided that as a person, he would grow He invested in stocks and made some real dough The brown man used his money wisely and got back on track Nah I’m just kidding, he spent it all on crack [Verse 4: The Bagel] The cops finally found him, looking for his drugs The brown man pulled out his gun and said, “Get out of here skrubs!” He blew up a train, distracting the police He couldn’t afford a horse, so he rode away on geese The brown man found a recording studio, he knew what he had to do He was about to record an album, so he called up his crew They sat around together, discussing some ideas They ended up buying a couch from Ikea They finished writing their songs, with everything ready to go They had some dope lyrics and a hella dope flow They recorded a bunch of songs, it was super hot “This album will be fire,” the brown man thought