🎵 Eggman’s Announcement but in the form of a song // by TheSpike777

3 ContributorsEggman’s Announcement but in the form of a song Lyrics EY! EY! EY! I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! Thats right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, is the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: *explosion noises* He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET-GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! I'm not gonna piss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher... Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher... YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! I'm not gonna piss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher... I'm gonna go higher... I'm gonna go higher... Thats right, baby! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! (ON THE MOON!) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! (ON THE MOON!) I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have all points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET-GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!