🎵 An Elegant Solution To A Universal Problem // by Jazz Emu

6 ContributorsAn Elegant Solution To A Universal Problem Lyrics Everything is fucked It's a flaming catastrophe Not a single thing is how it's supposed to be I'm dead behind the eyes, dead behind the eyes But somehow also crippled with anxiety So tell me professor How can I keep these feelings at bay? I'm feeling the pressure There must be some way I can make change Why not move planets? That’s quite a trip Maybe I'll try it Everything is cool It's a shining utopia Martian harvest so beautiful and copious I live a perfect life, live a perfect life So why do I still feel so fucking anxious? (Aah!) Oh maybe I'm hungry Maybe I need all the aliens' grain Feels good to be angry I just need to vent a bit more pain Maybe I'll just become Planetary overlord I quite like the sound of Total dominion I may have gone overboard But fuck it It's all mine now I'm Lord Emu [Outro] Clap along if you feel like happiness is for you Clap along if you feel Lord Emu is the truth Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do Clap along if you feel like you’ll die if you don't, a-shoo-ba-dee-doo Clap along if you feel like happiness is for you Clap along if you feel Lord Emu is the truth Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do Clap along if you feel like you'll die if you don't, a-shoo-ba-dee-doo [Fade out] If people would just know that we're not forced into this in any way It's, you know, our own choosing to do it and I'm really happy that I made this choice Because there was a lot of things kinda working against me not to, I'm sure I mean, I know there was. People in the world who thought that I had completely lost my marbles. They're now right *laughs*