🎵 Thicky Thighday // by Lardi B

2 ContributorsThicky Thighday Lyrics Ooh, Lardi B (Ketchup on my meat, yo) I woke up feelin′ queasy (woo-woo) No you don't understand (ha) I′m so full and i can't stand (ugh) I can't roll outta bed This hotel is sideways (brrrt) What happened to this fuckin′ lamp, damn I roll over, i see him (mmmmmm) Holy shit, look at his dick Ooh, i can eat so well I will never say the n word (nope) What can i rhyme with the n word? What up gold digga? Put down my snicka Why you so bitta? Because i′m thicka Gon' pop my trigga Man check my figga Cause i′m gettin bigga, bigga, bigga, bigga Broke my zippaaaaa! We really know how to party (oh yeah yeah) I'm drinkin pepto on thicky thighday (ahhh) But i still want some fries with ranch on the side please (oh yeah) I feel like shit, but it′s thicky thighday It's thicky thighday! (oh yeah) We know how to party, look at my body Where is my big mac?! What the fuck, i woke up and i′m still thicky (ha!) That’s ok, aye, my shit is on fleek! How you gonna talk shit about my song like that?! Singin on the street and everybody know my name Ever since i started rappin, man this shit has been insane Everybody sayin that i'm wack, but i slang a cadillac Bitch you ain't got the gas, betta pass I might be plump but i can rap about food Jenny craig calling all the time, leave me the fuck along bitch Look, i got a thicky body Baby it′s cool, i make you wanna drool Fuck i lost a few pounds What do i eat, where is my food? We really know how to party (oh yeah yeah) I′m drinkin pepto on thicky thighday (ahhh) But i still want some fries with ranch on the side please (oh yeah) I feel like shit, but it's thicky thighday It′s thicky thighday (oh yeah) We know how to party I sip on my coffee with delight, it's my cream fix My flow is hot and cold, you feelin sick, you need an i.v.? (br!) I′ll leave you feelin weak, like a dehydrated drunk (ha!) I'm really, really short Holy fuck i′m a chunk! but, i'm sweet like a plum You can find me on tinder? (ha!) I'm here to handle buisness and i need a shot of gin! (ay!) I′ll take it like a boss in v.i.p with all my friends! (ok!) Eyes are feelin chingy, meet me at holiday inn Fanny pack on my hip, wait. who the fuck you think you is?! (ok.) Give me rap snacks baby and meet me in the bed ("bump, bump, bump, bump... thunder!) Wait.i really want eggs And some apple-cream, bacon-gravy, cheese on a melt You say it′s bad for my health? Bitch please! this is just a snack! We really know how to party! (oh yeah yeah) I'm drinkin pepto on thicky thighday! (ahhh) But i still want some fries with ranch on the side please. (oh yeah) I feel like shit, but it′s thicky thighday! It's thicky thighday!