3 ContributorsSICK HAND DRYER WUB Lyrics
[Verse 1]
One, two, skip a few
Seven
I found a hand dryer
It wasn't very poggers
The wind was cold
It's bound to be old
Washing my hands
As well as my pans
Damn Daniel
Back at it again with the white vans
I just pissed
I'm on the FBI watch list
Now just watch this
Hand washing, it is lit
Now I gotta dry
Greasy 'cause McDonald's fries
If I get disease I will die
But I have no kettle?
Can take place between same sex couples
Shitting on the toilet
4 is 2 doubled
After the shit, bass and treble
I wash my hands
Soapy bubbles
Kills 99% of bacteria
Lots of bubbles
Squirted soap in my cornea
I like ice cream
I like fava beans and lima beans
Mt. Saint Michel and Saint Michaels Mount
Green Calx, Blue Calx, Yellow Calx
[Verse 2]
Bitch, I'm back out my coma
The Strokes have a song called “Soma”
Salt and vinegar crisps on cracked lips
At the age of four, my parents dipped
I'm swimming in a public pool
And I got my waterproof speaker
Blasting Pulse Demon by Merzbow, wow
The soundwaves travelling through the water
Killing every infant and elderly in its path
The police try to hop on me, fuck nah
Run to my car, drive to my house
Evade the law enforcement by hiding in my bath (tub)
I'm in the bathroom, in a club
Washing washing my hands (scrub)
Dominant or submissive? Sub
Used the hand dryer, now im re-entering the club
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