🎵 We Can’t Stop Parody // by Bart Baker

17 ContributorsWe Can’t Stop Parody Lyrics [Intro: Bart Baker as Announcer] Her name's Miley, she started on Disney (Ooh-ooh) Used to be so innocent and so sweet (Ooh-ooh) But now all she wants to do is party (Ooh-ooh) Put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy (Yeah) [Verse 1: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus] This song is to let everybody know I'm totally out of control And I try to pick up more black fans By acting ratchet and shaking my ass Tweeting skanky pics er'day Check out my va-jay-jay And I'm gonna twerk all night All I need's my crack pipe, alright! [Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Isabel Rogers as Fan 1 and Darrien Skyler as Fan 2] So la-da-di-da-di, who has some molly? Give it to Miley Because I really love drugs Miley's so cool! Let's do drugs too! [Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus] I am desperate (Whoa) For attention (Whoa) That is why I made this video Acting like a classless sex-crazed hoe I was country (Whoa) Now I'm slutty (Whoa) If it wasn't for my daddy I'd be flipping burgers at Wendy's, yeah, yeah [Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Announcer] Her name's Miley and she got a haircut (Ooh-ooh) Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres (Ooh-ooh) She's having an identity crisis (Ooh-ooh) Hannah Montana must have really messed her up (Ayy) [Verse 2: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Shanna Malcolm as Twerk Girl 1 and Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth] With my homegirls shaking my fat ass We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat I mean, come on, you a rich white chick This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist! This is Liam Hemsworth, my fiancé Honey, please stop acting like a drunk skank I'm so high and horny Gonna make out with a Barbie [Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus and Pool Partiers] So la-da-di-da-dum, I stick out my tongue More than anyone Because I think it looks hot No, it does not! Goddammit, stop! [Chorus: Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth, Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus and Shane Dawson as Amanda Bynes] This is softcore (Whoa) Internet porn (Whoa) Shut up, Liam, and pour me more wine Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?! You're all ugly (Whoa) Compared to me (Whoa) Especially Miley and Drake At least I'm not a bipolar Twitter whore fake (You skank!) [Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Announcer] Oh, snap, Amanda just tackled Miley (Ooh-ooh) Now those crazy bitches are wrestling (Ooh-ooh) This is one extremely messed up party (Ooh-ooh) (Aaaaah!) Oh, shit, Miley just ripped out Amanda's piercings (Ooh-ooh) God, please help us, now they both are twerking (Ooh-ooh) And both of their mouths just started foaming (Ooh-ooh) Looks like they did way too much heroin (Ooh-ooh) I am done narrating, this is too disgusting (Ayy) [Outro Skit: Kashuna Perfected as Twerk Girl 2 and Joey Graceffa as Liam Hemsworth] So, uh, you're marrying that? [Miley gags and belches loudly] Unfortunately Mhm