9 ContributorsRoasting Every Fast Food Restaurant Lyrics
[Verse]
[KFC]
Finger lickin'
[Burger King]
Have it your way
[Chick-fil-a]
Eat more chicken, be less gay
[In-N-Out]
A little more hype, a little less slay
[Chipotle]
Get a side of guac (Now you're gonna pay)
[Starbucks]
Got the white girls deep in a chokin'
[McDonalds]
Ice cream machines are McBroken
[Cracker Barrel]
This ain't the place to be woke in
[Denny's]
Best parking lot to do coke in
[Dairy Queen]
Outlived the actual queen
[Panda Express]
Spirit Airlines of Chinese cuisine
[IHOP]
This an infamous marketing team
[Krispy Kreme]
(Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?)
[Outback]
When you can't afford a real safari
[Olive Garden]
Italy sweetiе, I'm so sorry
[Wendy's]
444, now that's gnarly
[Arby's]
If you eat here wеll, Good Luck Charlie
[Carl's Jr.]
Who goes here, not a clue
[Pizza Hut]
Who out-pizzas the hut?
[Krusty Krab]
They do!
[Taco Bell]
Tastes pretty good for being fake food
[Hooters]
Hamburger Marys for a straight dude
[Domino's]
Trisha Paytas is head of the chair committee
[Cheesecake Factory]
Kinda bland, but at least the stairs are pretty
[Sonic]
This litty, if you like waitin'
Roller skatin', beware of Caitlyn
[Outro]
Woah, woah, woah, bro, all I asked was where are we getting dinner tonight?
Okay, well, let's go over the options
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