🎵 Sport // by Lightnin’ Rod

11 ContributorsSport Lyrics It was a full moon In the middle of June In the summer of '59 I was young and cool And shot a bad game of pool And hustled all the chumps I could find Well now, they'd call me Sport 'Cause I pushed a ball sure And loved all the women to death I partied hard and packed a mean rod And could knock you out with a right or a left I had learned to shoot pool, playing hooky from the school At the tender age of nine And by the time I was eleven, I could pad-roll seven,  And down me a whole quart of wine I was making it a point To smoke me a joint At least once during the course of a day And I was snortin' scag While other kids played tag And my elders went to church to pray I've pitched pennies, and downed bennies,  And played the horses at the track I've won at cards against tremendous odds And my favorite game was Blackjack I seldom lost, 'cause my game was so boss I mean I had my shit down pat! And I was running through bitches like rags to riches 'Cause that's where my heart was at Yes, I was a down stud's dream, a hustler supreme There wasn't no game that I couldn't play And if I caught a dude cheatin', I would give him a beatin',  And I might even blow him away...!!!