🎵 Pooping the Charts, Vol. 1990s: PO(O)P ROCK CHAOS! // by cs188

4 ContributorsPooping the Charts, Vol. 1990s: PO(O)P ROCK CHAOS! Lyrics [My Own Worst Enemy by Lit] [A. Jay Popoff] It's no surprise to me, I did my own enema- Meeheeheeheeheehee Please help me! Why My car is in the window And I'm bleeding in the front yard And I came into my clothes (Disgusting!) So gross, man... It's Windows 95! The smoke alarm is going off and there's my front yard burning! [Kid] Sound like a fire in progress! [Jose the Fire Hydrant] Huh? [A. Jay Popoff] We can forget about my front yard 'Cause now it's gone But it's a snow surprise Why am I Singing with my clothes off? Threw them all out the window! [Buddy Holly by Weezer] [Rivers Cuomo] Ooh, Wii U, I look just like your butt buddy! Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh Ohhh- [Steve Ballmer] Don't listen to Weezer! [Basket Case by Green Day] [Billie Joe Armstrong] Do you have to listen to me doo-doo? uH [Longview by Green Day] [Billie Joe Armstrong] I sit around and watch YouTube But there's nothing but ads (Pathetic) I'm on my phone, watching TikTok for an hour or two... Twitter is dumb, and I go to it To masturbate to furry shit! Stop tryin' to sell your OnlyFans, you fluffy loser! Lick my eyes and tape my lips Take me away to Build-a-Bear I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored And I smell like smeeeeeeeeeeeeells Euuuuaaaagh I'm feeling hungry I like to eat hummus hummus hummus hummus I sure as hell just farted on myself (Aaaaaaa) Sit on my thumbs, just for some bits I'm sick of livestreaming on Twitch In a house within a house within a house within- My mama says to get the JoJ But she don't like cs188 I'm feelin' like gettin' a date But no one likes to smell my feet They smell like chicken I'm feeling hungry Nom nom nom nom nom [In the Meantime by Spacehog] [Royston Langdon] Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh In the end, we shat everywhere Forever ahh, raah, raah, raah I'm gonna come We love BO Land's a green, and the skies a' green We just like green All in all (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) Yeeeaaaah We're not okayay! (I mean this, I'm okay!) Oooooooooooh [Outro] [A. Jay Popoff] And I... Stuck a surprise... into your ass last night (Owo) And I... Shit in your bed last night When I was drunk I didn't mean to do that Can we forget about that? Please? Please?! [Billie Joe Armstrong] Oh Jesus! I can't pull my thumbs out of my fuckin' ass! Where is my mom?