🎵 The Belt Show // by Ph0ton

1 ContributorThe Belt Show Lyrics [Intro: Nardwuar] Travis Scott, Travis I was curious Speaking about pants here How do you keep your pants up when you're performing It's incredible [Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo & Nardwuar] Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time (Doot-doodle-oot-doo) Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of public enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me [Chorus: Rivers Cuomo] I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for mе [Post-Chorus: Wendy's] Chili can be served with cheesе Chili can be served with cheese [Verse 2: Laura Les & MC Ride] My head's like a ton of bricks but this dumb bitch still learns new tricks I fuck with fire, burn my dick, play violin on sinking ships I woke up and was down horrendous, think I need to see the dentist I get down on both my knees, make deals with God I'll never keep I might grab the pliers and just rip it out myself (Yuh!) But if it's gonna fix itself, I guess it's just as well (Yuh!) It doesn't hurt me every day so I just let it get away I'll deal with it another day, I guess that day just never came [Pre-Chorus: Laura Les] I fucking don't know what to do, I gotta get rid of this tooth (Woo, woo, woo, woo) I don't know what to do, I gotta get rid of this tooth (Woo, woo, woo, woo) I don't know what to do, I gotta get rid of this tooth (Woo, woo, woo, woo) I don't know what to do, I gotta get rid of this tooth [Chorus: Laura Les, Chris Kirkpatrick & Dylan Brady] I got my tooth removed My shiny teeth and me I got my tooth removed My shiny teeth and me I got my tooth removed And I don't wanna talk about it Never again I got my tooth removed My shiny teeth and me I got my tooth removed My shiny teeth and me I got my tooth removed And I don't wanna talk about it Never again [Verse 3: Lil Wayne, MC Ride & Lil Wayne & Rivers Cuomo] Unh! (Yuh!) Party like tomorrow is my funeral Gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals And the unusual is the fucking usual Man, my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual Okay bitch, it's Weezer and it's Weezy Upside down MTV Please don't shoot me down because I'm an endangered species It's the days of our lives but my night just started I pray the killer doesn't take the life of the party [Chorus: Rivers Cuomo & Miley Cyrus] I can't stop partying, partying I can't stop partying, partying I gotta have Patrón, I gotta have the beat I gotta have a lot of pretty girls around me Oh, I can't stop partying, partying I can't stop, partying, partying (Hey-ey!) [Verse 4: Rivers Cuomo] I hear the drums echoing tonight But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation She's coming in, 12:30 flight The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation I stopped an old man along the way Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies He turned to me as if to say "Hurry, boy, it's waiting there for you" [Outro: Nardwuar & Travis Scott] Belt