🎵 The Secret Track (Pt. 1) // by The Midnight Beast

1 ContributorThe Secret Track (Pt. 1) Lyrics [Intro: Stefan] Uh Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 1: Stefan, Dru] Howdy, partner, my name's Stef Rhymes so bad, I'll rhyme you to death My English teacher said I should quit When I rock the mic, I rock the mic shit Freestyler Stef, that's my name Being a massive player's my game If you can't handle it, I'll put you in pain You'll end up in the hospital, Wayne Bruce Wayne, th-that's what I mean Batman and the Robin team With his dick, that's his weapon Weapon of choice Hello, everybody, my name is Stef Another introduction, put— Rhyme you to death The same old words, used again Recycling, that's my— That's my art, I'm good at art Not good at painting, not good at fart Everybody knows that I'm a really good rapper Everybody knows PaRappa the Rapper The game on PlayStation, PS1 Hello, girls! Le— Come to the club We'll dance, we'll... We'll hug, we'll kiss, we'll snog One, two, three I'm a rapper, Stefan James Donald John Abingdon Everybody knows that I'm number one In the club, I do dances, put you trances I've said that line before It's recyclin' I've even recycled the "recycling" line, motherfucker Woo, yeah! Uh, TMB, The Midnight Beast Dru's allergic to gluten and yeast Is it yeast, Dru? (Gluten) Gluten, gluten, sausages, gluten I'm a rapper from the bad rap— I'm from a bad neighbourhood called Fulham We don't— I can't think of anymore Um, okay, uh [Chorus: All] We can't rap or freestyle that well That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell We can't rap, and our freestyle is wack But what do you expect from the secret track? [Interlude: Dru] Yeah Funky beats Nasty, dirty sex music And the beat goes, and the beat goes [Verse 2: Dru] My name is Dru, and I like to party I really don't look like Tom fucking Hardy Sometimes, my bum goes a little bit farty But, hey... Sorry Arguably, the worst rapper alive But what other rapper's still drinking Five Alive? Got some daddy issues, have some tissues Thanks, Mister And you know that I really be spittin' this lyrical shit Person Pitch, sounds a bit like Passion Pit What is this? Bloody hell I'm looking at things in the room for inspiration Yeah, Southwest, you know we Southwest We rhyme with the tightest Flyest, it— All along, we tag along Now you're pregnant, too No, you're not Whoops, did we have sex? I think not Weezer, wheezing, it's freezing What the fuck am I doing in this freezer? Everything can rhyme with "poo" I once sat on the loo And I was nude What is he saying? I'm Andrew Francis Wakely That's right, I got a little bit of French in me Not in me, up the bum Just quarter-French, if you're asking Maybe about a fifth, probably not even that It's just "Francis", really, it's a name What is going on? [Chorus: All] We can't rap or freestyle that well That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell We can't rap, and our freestyle is wack But what do you expect from the secret track? [Interlude: Ash] Oh yeah Okay, okay Here we go, here we go, here we go with the flow [Verse 3: Ash] Hello, girl, what's your name? My name is Ash, I like your name Yeah, that's right, I rhymed "name" with "name" But what do you expect when your rapping skills are lame? Swagger, swagger, I got swagger Hut-digga-digga-digga, swagger-swagger-swagger Don't be jealous because I'm badder than you Badder than you, sadder than you, badder than you What's my name? My name is Ash I got loads of cash, I got nappy rash But what do you expect from a guy from Reading Who has rapping skills that aren't that very good? I'm a harsh boy rapper from Reading I've got really good bedding It's got really nice feathers in it It's really soft, really soft, really soft, really soft [Scatting] My name is Mowgli, I'm from the jungle I like to swing in the trees I can't really rap, so I make loud noises Ha! Huh! Okay! [Non-Lyrical Vocals] Bubblegum up my bum, it's really numb I gotta get it out of there, before it makes my bum all sticky Jedward, Jedward, what you gonna do next? How does Eminem rap so well? Because he's American And I'm English Oh my God, oh, wow [Chorus: All, Ash] We can't rap or freestyle that well That's why we made the chorus catchy as hell ([?] got me so much swagger) We can't rap, and our freestyle is wack (I haven't) But what do you expect from the secret track? [Outro: Ash] Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumb up my bum up Ha-ha-ha, so rude!